Pope should praise air conditioning, says HVAC service CEO

Veteran sales and service pro Matt Michel starts to pixelate around the edges.

Veteran sales and service pro Matt Michel starts to pixelate around the edges.

In his June encyclical on climate change, Pope Francis criticized air conditioning as both a cause and consequence of global warming. Ironically, our damaged environment encourages us toward more damaging behavior. He wrote:

A simple example is the increasing use and power of air-conditioning. The markets, which immediately benefit from sales, stimulate ever greater demand. An outsider looking at our world would be amazed at such behavior, which at times appears self-destructive.

So bad news for Carrier. But what if the pope were wrong? What if, when it came to the moral trajectory of the 21st century, the head of the Catholic church didn’t know what he was talking about? What if you were better off asking—oh, I don’t know—an air conditioning service consultant?

Neither I, nor any other soul on this earth knows if the planet is warming or cooling, or whether man can significantly affect the climate. We know that despite all predictions and computer modeling, warming has inexplicably been paused since before the turn of the century. Nevertheless, if warming resumes, it will be air conditioning that will save humanity and ease the suffering from a warmer planet.

That’s not even the best paragraph in Matt Michel’s editorial, titled What the Pope Should Say About Air Conditioning. Discourse on motivated reason after the jump.

Let us imagine, for a moment, that we are Matt Michel. We are CEO of The Service Roundtable, an “organization founded to help contractors improve their sales, marketing, and profitability.” We sell business advice to contractors, many of whom repair HVAC systems. It is safe to say that as goes the indoor climate control business, so goes the comfort and security of our life.

Meanwhile, the outdoor climate control business is trying to fuck us. Obviously, if we’re Service Roundtable CEO Matt Michel, we can’t believe global warming is real. That would imply the satisfying work that has improved our life and the lives of our clients is, you know, killing everybody. That can’t be, because HVAC sales and repair is great.

We can prove it’s great, and if that means not just overruling scientists on interpretation of climate data but also overruling the pope on interpretation of Christianity, well, we don’t write editorials that often. That’s probably how we worked our way to this:

The blessings of air conditioning came about because of capitalism. Entrepreneurs sought to improve their lot and wound up improving the lot of all mankind, guided, as the economist Adam Smith described, by an invisible hand. Is it possible that this invisible hand that leads entrepreneurs to create businesses is the same hand that led Michelangelo to paint masterpieces? Is it possible that this invisible hand is in fact, the very real hand of the Holy Spirit? I think so.

Let’s maybe have a look at the Aramaic before we make laissez-faire capitalism part of the Holy Trinity. As a contractor, Michel should know better than to do this. “Here’s what I think the pope should say about Catholic doctrine as it pertains to world economics” is not so different from the pope peering over his shoulder and asking if he checked the expansion valve. Popes hate that.

But how could Michel do differently? Christianity is obviously important to him, and one of Christianity’s major sales reps just said his industry might be evil. So Michel appeals to a higher authority, the Bible, and cites the parable of the talents—not in its classic interpretation as a call to active service, but in its modern gospel-of-wealth interpretation as a call to make money.

The parable of the talents was probably not an endorsement of market capitalism issued 17 centuries before market capitalism was invented. The differing amounts of money might have symbolized something other than money. But neither the gospel of wealth nor the classic interpretation has much to say about the chilling promise Jesus makes in Matthew 25:29:

For to everyone who has will more be given, and he will have an abundance. But from the one who has not, even what he has will be taken away.

Now that’s laissez-faire capitalism as I understand it. It’s also what the pope has been saying about the global economy, much to the consternation of motivated reasoners such as Michel. It’s tempting to call him dishonest, but I don’t think he is. He must believe that “it is capitalism, more than any other economic system, that allows individuals to use their God-given talent to the fullest,” because how else could he do his job? He’s got to fix air conditioners,1 and the Pope has got to save souls. I’d like to see Francis install a multi-floor HVAC system. What’s impressive is that Michel thinks he knows how to save the world.

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