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  1. Hello Dan Brooks,
    I enjoyed reading your article on Dismaland. Guardian, I think. But have now drunk too much vodka to offer you up anything particularly worthwhile or even coherent enough to bother you with.
    Anyway, have an excellent day,


  2. I really liked your abandonment article in this week’s Indy and it makes me think that you might be Decent person! I have few single/ divorced friends and am now wondering for them if you are straight and single.

  3. I am brazilian and I liked your article about the disappearing plutonomy paper
    Please keep writing

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