Friday links! Reality-based community edition

Campaign season is over, and truth can assert itself relentlessly once again. Not on TV or in conversation, of course—those are neighborhoods from which truth is long since gentrified out. But in the cold world of numbers and events and things that exist whether we believe in them or not, the discipline of the machine is once more imposed. Say what you will about what’s going to happen in the future—that stuff or some different stuff will happen. Today is Friday, and actuality is a cold splash. Whether it’s refreshing or chilling depends on how heated-up you got yourself in the last few months. Won’t you wash yourself clean with me?

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There was something I was supposed to do today

Majestic, isn’t it?

First of all, that kid is way too young to vote. Also he appears to have a karate rat tail, which should disqualify his mother. Sorry—I’m just gearing up for election day, which I will spend at my local polling place challenging suspicious-looking voters for the good of democracy. Judging by the number of “I voted” statuses scrolling Facebook this morning, an alarming number of my friends A) have jobs and B) already went to the polls. Probably I could have disqualified some of them, had I gotten out of the house early enough, but I am here typing so that I can bring you the very latest election results. For example, Dixville Notch was a tie.

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Box of documents in meth house implies Super PAC collusion

The front page of the Montana Statesman, a fake newspaper published by the American Tradition Partnership

Ah, freelancing—you go to sleep with one schedule for Monday and wake up with another. I had a whole plan for today’s Combat! blog, but now I have a whole day to implement the dreaded/lucrative Short Notice Rate and a Combat! plan for tomorrow. Lucky for us, Pro Publica has a box full of documents belonging to the American Tradition Partnership, which the feds found in a meth house. The papers suggest that ATP, formerly Western Tradition Partnership, directly coordinated with Republican political candidates in violation of our already very forgiving Super PAC laws. ATP happens to be the group that has worked tirelessly to overturn Montana’s campaign finance laws to make them conform to Citizens Untied v. FEC. It’s a tangled web, and you can read all about while I glare at my To Do list. I’ll see you back here tomorrow.

 

 

 

Friday links! Dumber than fiction edition

God bless you, Village Idiot Fail girl. Everything in this photograph—birthers, the slogan “Nobama,” nose rings, Dr. Pepper, college—is refuted by your endorsement. You are internet famous, even though your utkatasana is passable at best, and you could not have made a funnier picture if you did it on purpose. The truth is dumber than fiction. It’s Friday, and we have survived a week more mind-boggling than anything literature could invent—even Italo Calvino in his famous story, “A Village In Kenya is Missing There, Idiot.” Won’t you invert traditional distinctions between actual and artifice with me?

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Rick Hill’s half million

Montana gubernatorial candidate Rick Hill

Did you know that Montana operatively had no campaign finance laws for six days in early October? On October 3, Judge Charles Lovell declared the state’s contribution limits unconstitutional in light of Citizens United v. FEC. On October 9, an even better judge reinstated them, and everything went back to the way it’s been for the last hundred years. During those six days, however, the Montana Republican Party gave Hill $500,000—20 times the amount he was allowed to accept under the law. He isn’t giving it back, either. You can read about it in my column at the Indy. Did you know I write an occasional column for the Missoula Independent? It’s one of the many, many deadlines I’ve had to meet this week, and I’ve got another four of them today. You read the column while I dash about with my hair on fire. Meet me back here tomorrow for Friday links. Or eat Snak-Packs and watch pornographic videos; don’t let me tell you what to do.