Combat! blog is buried in work today, but that’s no reason to ignore our fundamental obligations. Chief among them? Presenting a convincing simulacrum of humanity, something Mitt Romney has done with only intermittent success during his political career. It’s just like the plot of A Christmas Carol: all the money in the world can’t buy him a working heart. While I toil in obscurity my apartment, how about you enjoy this video in which James Lipton gives Candidate Rombot some acting tips. Lipton has one hell of a deadpan. It’s possible he’s been doing it for like twenty years.
I really don’t understand how you can be as obscure as you are. Reading this blog is the highlight of my morning. I guess I must be a weirdo.