“It’s armageddon,” Boehner says; health care bill passes and “will ruin our country.”

House Minority Leader John "The" Boehner, who believes that words mean something.

I don’t know if you guys heard this, but the House of Representatives passed some sort of doctor bill last night. Assuming the President signs it—and does not just scrawl “Surprise, fuckers!” across the bottom before tearing his shirt off and tongue-kissing Michael Steele—the new law will remove lifetime caps on medical insurance payments, prohibit denials based on pre-existing conditions, expand Medicare to those 50 and older and, eventually, establish insurance exchanges that provide subsidized policies. I’m no lawyer, doctor, economist or constitutional scholar, but I think the implications are pretty obvious:


And thus continue the circumspect deliberations of America’s legislative branch.

Boehner—whose 2008 campaign reported just under $620,000 in donations from the insurance and health services industries—delivered an impassioned speech to his colleagues Saturday night, in which he A) described the House as “enshrined in the first article of the Constitution by our founding fathers as a sign of the importance they placed on this House,”* and B) claimed that the bill would probably fund abortions and no one had read it. His remarks, which degenerated into yelling at several points, were characteristic of the rhetoric of the day. Protesters on Capitol Hill called Rep. John Lewis (D–GA) that word that you mouth but don’t say when you’re singing along with Jay–Z, shouted “faggot” at Barney Frank, and spat on several congressmen and their staffers. Michele Bachmann predicted a 30% increase in abortions, despite specific prohibitions in the bill against using federal funds for that procedure and an executive order declaring same. Taking advantage of the absence of subjects and verbs in both rumormongering and Twitter, Sarah Palin tweeted, “Shocking new questions re:whether military healthcare plans r protected under Obamacare. How will underpaid troops afford their own purchase?” The house specifically exempted members of the military from the coverage mandate by a vote of 403-0, so Palin either forget to include the word “resolved” or was deliberately misleading people, but whatever. It’s not a lie if you type it on your cell phone.

On the opposite side of the aisle from the Babies and Soldiers Party, remarks were hardly more restrained. Nancy Pelosi described the passage of the bill as a historic moment, saying that “Today we have the opportunity to complete the great unfinished business of our society and pass health insurance reform for all Americans that is a right and not a privilege,” which is how a sentence comes out when more than one person writes it. Thank god the business of our society is at last completed, though. Rep. Marcy Kaptur (D–OH, not speaking to Boehner about anything but Buckeye football) declared “a new day in America.” James Clyburn (D–SC) compared the bill to the civil rights movement. President Obama put it a little more modestly: “This isn’t radical reform,” he said. “But it is major reform.” He was probably just trying to act like he’d been there before.

After a year of fighting, it’s not surprising that our national political class should get caught up in the moment. Fortunately, we have a reasonable press to put the bill in perspective. Writing in the Times, Ross Douthat said that now we would see whether the extravagant promises of liberals would play out.  “If liberals are right, health care reform will save tens of thousands of lives every year,” Douthat writes. “American life expectancy will either leap upward, vindicating the bill’s supporters, or it won’t.” Douthat didn’t specify whether we’ll have to wait until Christmas to enjoy our higher life expectancies or if they’ll take effect as soon as the President signs the bill into law. Fox News, which refrains from comment on its hard news site, merely noted that the next logical step in health care reform is for each state to challenge the constitutionality of the bill individually. The article quotes Florida Attorney General Bill McCollum, who says that “The health care reform legislation passed by the U.S. House of Representatives this last night clearly violates the U.S. Constitution and infringes on each state’s sovereignty.” For his part, the governor of Idaho, whose name is C.L. “Butch” Otter, signed legislation requiring his state’s attorney general to sue the federal government over the bill’s mandatory coverage clause.

That clause, which assesses a penalty of $95 or 1% of taxable income on individuals without health insurance, exemplifies just how not-sweeping, un-radical and non-historic yesterday’s bill was. Is everyone in the Combat! blog offices surprised and glad that it passed? Oh yeah. Is it the gift to our children or the gross violation of our liberty that the media-political complex claims it is? Certainly not. We got no public option, no price controls on individual plans, no limits on $600 aspirins at hospitals. Those of us who work in our own personal insanity hives can’t buy into the plan John Boehner gets, and will likely continue to pay for high-deductible cancer insurance that doesn’t cover visits to the doctor. Meanwhile, the insurance industry gets 32 million new customers. Have Pelosi, et al given us a gift comparable to what Martin Luther King gave the south? No. Have they broken the free enterprise system and prepared our collective anuses for the finger of totalitarian government? Nope. They made some laws about how insurance companies can do business, and took a small step toward fixing a system that 36 other countries, including Morocco, manage more effectively than we do. They didn’t reform health care; they made some laws about it, and those laws will hopefully leave the country a little bit better.

In the process, they made politics inestimably worse. The historical value of the last year’s debate lies most likely in its exposure of an unsustainable system. The Tea Party movement, the repeated declarations of fascism and Marxism, the hyperbole of the doomsaying right and the triumphal left, the 45% of Americans who at one time believed in an aspect of the bill that never existed—these are all symptoms of a system of government that needs more reform than health care. Over the last fourteen months, we have passed a modest bill at an immodest cost. What will the thousands of Americans who were told that insurance regulation was an act of tyranny do now? Now that John Boehner has informed his constituents that America is ruined, now that Steve King as called for a velvet revolution, now that Pelosi has declared our society complete and Glenn Beck has declared it Poland, 1939, where do we go from here? To hear our elected officials tell it, we should take to the streets in exultation or in rage. While we’re out shaking our keys, though, who’s going to run the country? It will take clear heads and plain speech to do it, and I’m not sure we have enough.

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  1. In the litany of reactions to the bill, let’s not forget that Republican Randy Neugebauer of Texas shouted “Baby killer!” at Bart Stupak on the floor of the House. He has now ‘apologized’ by clarifying that he didn’t mean Stupak literally killed babies, he only meant that the deal Stupak cut with the President would kill babies, which I guess is a distinction of some kind.

    I’m a little more sanguine about the bill than you are, Dan. Part of the reason the obscurantists fought so hard is that they know legislation like this is even harder to roll back than it is to pass. This was their best opportunity to thwart progress on health care reform, because they could represent a big reform bill as the death knell of democracy. Now that the basic structure of universal health care has been more-or-less permanently put in place there’s now a framework for gradual future improvement through smaller bills that will be harder for the GOP to get idiots worked up over: closer regulation of insurers, better subsidies for low-income families, medicare buy-in, and so forth.

  2. Commentator David Frum said this was a devastating loss for Republicans (including the side show); but that it was a great thing for the “conservative entertainment industry”.

    Now there’s perfection of expression.

  3. EvanSchenck is right. This is a small step toward a great goal. I feel it’s important to remember Obama grew up in a black community and has John Lewis as a mentor. Lewis himself drew comparisons to the civil rights bills and the health care bill. That is, to take small steps, not attempting to pass a monster bill all at once. I think the strategy is to mitigate negative reaction.

  4. The level of debate over this Bill was embarrassing. This is the most modest adjustment to US health care and still leaves all the power in the hands of private business. What a joke.
    Hawaii has a good health care system that provides universal coverage, but apparently that’s just one step away from communism and/or compulsory abortions for everyone.

  5. Thanks for the heads up about Hawaii, David. I’m going to look it up.
    Kauai appears to be having significant difficulties due to the number of people needing social services and a growing need to now cut those services. Public schools meet 163 days a year, instead of the 180 standard. With tourism having replaced so many agricultural jobs that generated wages, and tourism lagging considerably in the past two years, they are seriously challenged. Makes me wonder if this is America in microcosm (or, at least, near Micronesia). The tension between social justice and capitalism, between loving one’s fellow and helping oneself, and between infinite aspirations and finite resources tightens.

    And, of course, there’s simple greed.

  6. This is from a report released by the CBO this afternoon. With it’s combination of targeted tax cuts, government funded constrution jobs and energy investements this added 1.4 million to 3.3 million jobs from April to June lowering the unemployment rate by 0.7%. In addition the stimulus is believed to have boosted the GDP in the second quarter by 1.7 to 4.5 % So I guess in the next ten minutes all you armchair economist here will come up with something to dispute this too.

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