Trump takes lead in Fox News poll, insults “captured” John McCain

Donald and Ivana Trump on their honeymoon

Donald and Ivana Trump on their honeymoon

Two fun things happened last weekend. On Saturday, the Association of Alternative Newsmedia awarded me first place in its Political Column category for my work at the Missoula Independent. That’s extremely nice of them and probably better than I deserve. In case you needed another reminder that the race is not to the swift, a Fox News poll released Friday had Donald Trump running first among Republican candidates for president, with support from 18% of likely primary voters. Before you stockpile canned beans, let us remember that Trump is one of 16 candidates for the Republican nomination, and his status as front-runner may testify less to his viability and more to how thoroughly that field has split the vote of people who try to supply the funniest answer to polls. Also, right after that one came out, Trump criticized Senator John McCain for getting captured during the Vietnam War.

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Friday links! What must be done edition

The author in his wasp suit

The author in his wasp suit

A few weeks ago, I noticed yellow jackets flying in and out of the gap between my stair and the siding. “I don’t need to do anything about this,” I thought, and went inside to vomit. Then this week, as I was chaining up my bicycle, one of the greatly increased number of yellow jackets stung me on the calf. “That’s it,” I said. “I’m going to do something if this happens again.” Yesterday they got me twice, on that one big vein that runs over the top of the ankle. I could feel the venom going up my leg. Generally, it is against my ethics to kill living things; I’m the guy who catches spiders in a rocks glass and turns them loose outside. My personal code also forbids doing chores around the house. But wasp appeasement had clearly failed, so I went to the hardware store and bought toxic spray and foaming sealant. Today is Friday, and we all must do what must be done. Won’t you poison whole societies with me?

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Mall developers ask for $13M in city funds

The old movie theater that went out of business, about a mile from the new theater everyone will love

The old movie theater that went out of business, about a mile from the new theater everyone will love

Last week, developers presented the Missoula Redevelopment Agency with a plan to expand Southgate Mall using $13 million in public funds. Included in that total was a $5.2 million right-of-way fee the city might pay to build a new road connecting Brooks and Reserve Streets through mall property. You read that right: the owners of Southgate designed a street to funnel traffic to their business, and they want the city of Missoula to pay $5 million for the privilege of building it. It’s a gutsy ask, but what is more surprising is that it will probably work.

The MRA has acknowledged that the mall’s proposal asks for more money than it usually spends and significantly exceeds the public-to-private funding ratio in the agency’s guidelines, but they lean toward doing it. I quote the Missoulian:

[MRA staff] also noted the risk of not taking action, saying that other malls across the country are failing. In the event that Southgate Mall did fail—it’s financially strong currently—the empty building would spread blight and cost much more to raze for another use.

I’m not sure that makes sense. The city should invest $13 million in Southgate because malls across the country are failing? And our privately-owned mall deserves millions of taxpayer dollars even though it’s doing well? That sounds less like a plan for urban renewal than an award to real estate developers for maximally influencing city government. You can read my scurrilous remarks in this week’s column for the Missoula Independent.

I imagine some of you did not wake up this morning wondering what’s to become of Urban Renewal District III in Missoula, Montana, but I submit that there’s no machination like municipal government machinations, and the cogs of Missoula’s government are particularly exposed. Even if you don’t plan on visiting Southgate Mall, the mechanisms by which real-estate developers secure $13 million in public funding for a perfectly healthy private enterprise are worth considering. If you want to understand how corporatocracy works in the United States of America, consider how it operates in small-town Montana. We’ll be back tomorrow with Friday links.

New Harper Lee novel is bad news for kids named Atticus, good news for dicks

Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch in To Kill a Mockingbird

Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch in To Kill a Mockingbird

Yesterday, Harper Collins released Go Set a Watchman, the newly-discovered sequel to To Kill a Mockingbird. Set 20 years after the events of Harper Lee’s Pulitzer Prize-winning original, Go Set a Watchman finds Scout a grown woman, returning from New York to visit her father Atticus Finch, who has become an aging racist. I repeat: Atticus Finch is racist in the new book. That’s an unfortunate turn of events for people who named their children Atticus, as the New York Times reports. I should definitely feel bad for those literary-minded parents and their Atticuses, too, but schadenfreude persists.

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Citing “strategic bulk purchases,” Times will not put Cruz book on bestseller list

Book game

Book game

Ted Cruz’s memoir, A Time for Truth: Reigniting the Promise of America, sold 11,854 copies in its first week—more than 18 of the 20 titles on the New York Times nonfiction bestseller list. But the Times has declined to include A Time for Truth in its list, citing evidence of “strategic bulk purchases” intended to manipulate sales. Apparently the gray lady has an algorithm for that, and they’re standing by it, even as the Cruz campaign cries foul. Meanwhile, the Wall Street Journal and Publisher’s Weekly have included the book on their own lists—the latter, as the Washington Post notes, “in fourth place between books from former Playboy bunny Holly Madison and enthusiastic facial-expression-maker Aziz Ansari.”

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