Certain media are suited to certain stories. When he was torturing future generations with the Poetics, for example, Aristotle realized that plays work best for narratives that are unified in place, time and action. Movies based on plays invariably feel cramped and stultified, using our most agile temporal medium to tell the story of four people walking in and out of a room to argue. Movies are about bus explosions and journeys to Mordor. Movies about interiority, on the other hand, rarely work, whereas novels of consciousness comprise our must vibrant era of literary production. So what kind of story is the internet good at telling? Today is Friday, and we’re still figuring out the form. Won’t you prod at the constraints with me?
Missoula council to declare more blight
These are interesting times to live in Missoula. Anyone will tell you that our little mountain town is fine and pretty as all get out—many will additionally express their desire for all to get out—but it’s also got a seamy underbelly. Really it’s the seamy overbelly: at either end of town, where the highways are, Missoula is pretty gross. Also as you come in from the airport, and also along the river—those parts of Missoula are kind of squalid. Come to think of it, squalor may be the rule and not the exception. The Missoula City Council wants to declare two more swaths of urban blight, presumably so they can encourage redevelopment and improved property values and cetera. But do their ideal Missoula and mine look the same? Last January, the council gave $66,000 in property tax dollars from the Brooks Street urban redevelopment district to subsidize a new Starbucks. Never mind that there’s another Starbucks one mile away, not to mention the local coffee shop across the street. But Starbucks is classy. It’s how you know you’re in a nice bookstore. You can read about Missoula’s planned metamorphosis into a nice retail establishment in my latest column for the Independent, which is what you get today instead of a blog. We’ll be back tomorrow with Friday links.
House candidate shoots down drone in ad
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJBcBx1XFU4
I don’t like it any more than you do, but in 2014, we have to admit that shooting stuff has become a genre of campaign advertisement. Senator Joe Manchin arguably invented it when he shot a copy of the cap and trade bill in 2010. Last month, Alabama candidate for US House Will Brooke shot and then mulched the affordable care act, in a spot bearing the electorally ominous tagline “let’s do some damage.” The marksman above is Matt Rosendale, Montana senator and Republican candidate for Montana’s lone House seat. He hates the federal government so much he wants to be a part of it, but only so he can get close enough to hogtie it or shoot it with a zip gun or whatever.
MSO man shoots exchange student in garage
A Missoula man who baited his open garage with his wife’s purse and told his hairstylist that he was waiting up nights to “shoot some [fudging] kid” has been charged with deliberate homicide in the death of Diren Dede, 17. Dede was an exchange student at Big Sky High School. According to Kaarma’s wife, Janelle Pflager, the couple set up motion detectors and a surveillance camera in their garage in the hopes of catching burglars who had previously stolen phones and credit cards. They left the garage door open and left Pflager’s purse visible inside “so they would take it.” When the motion sensors went off late Sunday night, Kaarma fired four times with a shotgun into the darkened garage, in what police called a “sweep pattern.” He aimed high so as not to hit his car.
Combat! blog packs boxes, isn’t useful
There is no Combat! blog today, because I am moving. I presume that I am moving every day at the prose level, but today will be spent pretty much entirely in the realm of the physical. While I frighten various spiders, how about you read this crazy article suggesting that consciousness is a state of matter? Props to The Angel Ben Gabriel for the link. We’ll be back tomorrow with some kind of baseless conjecture, plus weird scrapes on our knuckles.




