Combat! blog’s journey into the binary worlds of criminal justice and reportage nears its end today, with closing arguments scheduled for 9am. While I await a verdict—a verdict for someone else, which I cannot emphasize enough—how about you catch up on your boy Luis Lang, who has embraced Obamacare and renounced his membership in the Republican Party. Props to Attempt for the link. You may remember the uninsured Lang from a couple of weeks ago, when he couldn’t afford an operation to keep from going blind and blamed Obamacare. Evidently, he’s researched the issue and determined that he was a Democrat all along. That’s good. Don’t get mad at him. He changed his mind, and all it took was the threat of permanent blindness. We’ll be back Monday, appreciating anew the luxury of working from home.