Joose, wisely sold in an opaque can. Compare color with the dish soap in the background.
As of yesterday afternoon, “Oh my god, it’s so green,” joins “one small step for man” and “O brave new world” among the awestruck utterances of the great explorers. If you’ll remember, Combat! blog recently made much of Joose, the alcoholic energy beverage/sad substitute for Sparks that promises to make you have a really good, flame-decaled time. Loyal Combatants and astronauts of human consciousness Ben and Parliament drank Joose yesterday. Presumably it turned their teeth to diamonds and money sprayed out of their pockets immediately. We don’t know, because our only contact with their bold fresh reality was through cellular telegram message. Mildly edited transcript follows: