Michele Bachmann wants you to pull another quarter out of her ear, but this time she’s watching.
Could this be the end of Michele Bachmann head science? It’s possible the wormhole is collapsing, as the four-term Representative from Minnesota announced that she will not seek reelection in 2014. Her decision is definitely not related to the 1.1% victory she won last year over Jim Graves, who recently announced that he would run for her seat again. Nor is it connected to the ongoing ethics probe into her 2012 presidential campaign. You can watch Bachmann explain how unimportant both of those things are in this eight-minute video:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEjiLEc5z-M
I will miss her cadence most of all—like a children’s record played at the wrong speed.