So are we going over that cliff?

Now that the election is over, those of us who try to discern the future via myopic readings of news events—as opposed to via objective analysis of quantitative data, like a jerk—have to find something new to conjecture about. Fortunately, by which I mean to our grave misfortune, there’s that fiscal cliff. If Congress does not reach a deficit-reduction agreement by the end of the month, it will trigger massive automatic cuts to domestic and military spending that coincide with the expiration of temporary tax cuts to wreck our economy. Or Congress can decide that won’t happen, since they’re the ones who put the sequester in place to begin with, but we’re going to pretend that’s not an option. They need to make a deal. What that deal might look like has gotten a little clearer, maybe, depending on how you read this.

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Florida GOP chair says voting laws meant to reduce turnout

Two snakes fight each other.

In an interview with the Palm Beach Post, former Florida GOP chairman Jim Greer said that laws his party introduced in the name of combating voter fraud were actually designed to reduce voter turnout. Also, Dracula has a startling admission about the blood drive he organized at your office. We all kind of new that ID laws and limitations on early voting were actuarially engineered to give Republicans an advantage; the clue was that only Republicans proposed them. But after months of pious declarations about fraud and the integrity of the system, it’s nice to hear Greer admit it. Quote:

The Republican Party, the strategists, the consultants, they firmly believe that early voting is bad for Republican Party candidates. It’s done for one reason and one reason only…They never came in to see me and tell me we had a fraud issue. It’s all a marketing ploy.

But God never opens a door without sending a mean dog to run around your living room. Complicating details after the jump.

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Combat! blog collapses into disarray, possible anemia

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEdXhH97Z7E

 You know what happens when you come back from freelancer vacation? You get buried by freelancer work backlog, which has crushed my sleep-deprived brain and gently squeezed my plane-denuded immune system. There is no real Combat! blog today, although there is complaining. While I pity myself, how about you enjoy this video of from Real Actors Read Yelp? The best material on the internet is maybe found, as with Least Helpful. Lord knows it’s not being produced around here. I’ll be back tomorrow with more specious reasoning.

Goodbye, old smoggy

The view from Griffith Park

Combat! blog is leaving Los Angeles. Our gracious host has gone to work and taken official vacation time with him; now I have a few hours to frantically type against deadline before I drive my rental car back to LAX and begin the vortex of nonexistence that is contemporary air travel. It is sad to be alone in your friend’s apartment before you leave for the airport. I guess I mean that I am kind of sad to be et cetera etc..

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