Would you look at the time? The clock in my home office1 says its four o’clock, and I still haven’t written Combat! blog. Meanwhile, recent photos of PJ O’Rourke say it’s 2016. If you haven’t kept up with my favorite writer from when I was 12, you missed him growing old. We all have, I suppose. The man who wrote an essay titled How to Drive Fast On Drugs While Getting Your Wing-Wang Squeezed and Not Spill Your Drink has become the other kind of conservative. He sometimes writes about church. But old lion O’Rourke is also more sensible than young coke maniac O’Rourke, and he has endorsed Hillary Clinton—reluctantly, on a quiz show, but endorsed nonetheless. The great question of 2016—do Republicans hate Hillary more than they fear Donald Trump?—creeps one step closer to being answered.