Combat! blog is relocating to Jackson Hole this weekend to see the famous hole, and the transition is way behind schedule. I need to GTFO house. Normally I dislike internet slang—particularly the soul-destroying lol—but GTFO has made its way into my actual speech. I like the way it makes leaving into a transitive verb—something you do to a place, as opposed to with yourself. Today is Friday, and I am about to GTFO Montana for the weekend. First, though, the links. While I’m gone, consider that:
Paul Ryan likes Rage Against the Machine, but Rage does not like Paul Ryan. Mad props to The Cure for this one.
The Boy Scouts don’t care which religion you profess, but you have to pick one.
This handy guide will help you choose.
And now that you’ve got one, think about where but for his/her grace/karma go you.
Now watch this rap video about snacks made by middle school children in their after-school program:
Eat a dick, soccer.