Paul Ryan is a fucking liar

As a hip, modern American, I have come to accept a baseline level of mendacity in my political candidates. I’m fully inured to Orewllian doublespeak, for example. When the House passes a bill specifically to prevent tax increases on people making over a million dollars a year and calls it the Buffett Rule Act, I smirk grimly and move on. Every once in a while, though, some elected figure manages to lie in a way that makes me actually angry. Despite my jaded exterior and desire to focus on cat videos, I am occasionally overwhelmed by that rage which comes when a smug person attempts to deceive you by offering to help. Yesterday, Paul Ryan got me. Video after the jump.

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Super-important Ohio contains super-vulnerable voting machines

A tech savvy voter determines the next President of the United States.

If Nate Silver is to be believed—and if he is not, pretty much all is lost—FiveThirtyEight blog is running 40,000 election simulations per day. In 50% of those simulations, the candidate who wins Ohio wins the presidency. Silver makes a compelling case that Romney needs Ohio to complete his (editorial opinion alert) baffling comeback; he can get to the White House by other routes, but each is more tortuous than the last. One major provider of electronic voting machines to Ohio is Hart Intercivic. One major investor in Hart Intercivic is HIG Capital, seven of whose directors are former employees of Bain & Co. Four of HIG’s directors are Romney bundlers, and the company has contributed over $300,000 to the Romney campaign.

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Combat! blog hurtles along ground, isn’t useful

Combat! blog continues to make its way back from Portland today, and I can’t type in the car or I will through up. You didn’t know this blog was written by a nine-year-old, did you? I’m so glad that I cannot hear your answer. While I periodically flick my eyes between a point on the horizon and the right edge of my peripheral vision, what say you read about the contest between two men that currently captivates America: Jon Jones versus Chael Sonnen. Ben al-Fowlkes has written a scathing indictment of the UFC’s decision to make the light heavyweight champion fight a mouthy middleweight for the purposes of a reality show. If you don’t know who Chael Sonnen is, it’s even better. I’ll see you tomorrow, with my ginned-up rivalry and my fake belt.

Prepare yourselves

 

There is no Combat! blog today so that we all may prepare ourselves for tonight’s presidential debate. Actually, clients started calling at 8:30am and I spent the whole morning on the phone, plus I got a haircut. I’m lazy, is what I’m saying here, and I have enough deadlines between now and five o’clock that I can only spare half my ass. While I think about waking up earlier, how about you enjoy this video explaining the Mitt Romney campaign thus far? It moves from good to great with the ceiling fan, in my opinion. We’ll be back tomorrow with mastered debating.

Bill Keller on Islamic protest culture

There is very little Combat! blog today, as I spent the night throwing up and the morning at the dentist. It’s frankly one of the worst combinations I can think of, but the good news is that I finally have a real fake tooth—and only seven months into the six-week process. While I plot revenge, how about you read Bill Keller’s editorial in the New York Times about The Innocence of Muslims, Salman Rushdie, and Middle-Eastern protest culture? Sample:

One of the principal goals of the extremists, I was reminded by experts at Human Rights First, who follow the region vigilantly, is to pressure these transitional governments to enact and enforce strict laws against blasphemy. These laws can then be used to purge secularists and moderates.

It’s like Lenin said: I am the walrus. Back tomorrow in bare feet.