You ever seen that scene in Scanners where the dude’s head blows up?
Caption readers are hereby issued an apology for the compound movie reference. Link clickers are issued an apology for the quality of that video. And health insurance exchange customers are issued their usual packet of vague information and warnings. We also got an email beginning with this sentence:
You’re unique, so why should your health plan be any different?
Uh…[explodes.] Close reading of why this sentence is a threat to skull integrity after the jump.