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Donald Trump for Pork Queen

By Dan Brooks in Republican Candidates October 12, 2015 2 Comments

2012 Miss USA Contestants Visit Trump Tower

First let me say the fair sucks this year. Lundberg County used to be one of the top fairs in the world, but now Jasper County, Powesheik County—these fairs are murdering us. And it’s because our pork queens are stupid. But when I am Lundberg County Pork Queen, I will make this fair great again.

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