Good morning, Combatants! We had a rousing evening in the city last night, tying for fourth place at trivia, visiting Ben “The Angel” Gabriel at his place of employment, and—spoiler alert—drinking too much. Fortunately, I am on vacation, and that sort of moral turpitude is excusable, or at least freed from consequences. While I restore homeostasis, how about you read my most recent column in the Missoula Independent? Or you can look at video of tigers fighting. In the age of the internet, text will be just fine.