As a self-insured weirdo, I have been looking forward to the state insurance exchange feature of Obamacare for three years now. Unfortunately October 1 brought me no succor, as the federal insurance exchange website, Healthcare.gov, does not work. Even the way in which it doesn’t work does not work. The cycle of errors and try-again-laters sets in during the account creation phase, which is for some reason the first step. You can’t see the insurance plans in your area until you log in, and you can’t log in until the federal government figures out how to work the internet. Meanwhile, in San Francisco, three 20 year-old programmers have developed an alternative website that works perfectly.
Friday links: Not trying to scare you edition
I’m not trying to scare you, but it’s worse than people know. Put together all of the problems you can think of: that, by definition, is the realm of the known, and how things are is worse than all of that put together. I’m not trying to scare you, but the sum total of all the bad things in the world, plus your imagine, almost certainly underestimates how bad things really are due to the limiting factor of awareness. Right now, people you don’t even know about are doing bad things in secret. I’m not trying to scare you, but however scared you might be at this moment is almost certainly insufficiently scared, although we just don’t know. Today is Friday, and every shadow teems with grues. Won’t you stumble around in the dark with me?
Max Lenington “probably” sorry for using n-word in emails
You might remember Max Lenington from August, when the Yellowstone County Treasurer, Assessor and Superintendent of Schools—that’s three offices—was caught plagiarizing a letter to the editor of the Billings Gazette. Don’t fuck with the Gazette, because reporters there recently discovered that Lenington used the n-word in a dozen or so emails sent from his county account. Lenington has since said that he “probably” regrets using the epithet and will not resign. You can read all about it in my latest column for the Missoula Independent, which features several heretofore undiscovered emails from Lenington that I found via investigative reporting made up. We’ll be back tomorrow with Friday links.
Iron and Wine at Missoula’s Wilma
Two things struck me about Iron and Wine’s concert at the historic and increasingly moldy Wilma Theater last night. The first was that Missoula absolutely loves Iron and Wine. In retrospect that makes a lot of sense, but I was shocked to find the Wilma sold out and, when we arrived near the end of the opener, devoid of empty seats to the very back row of the balcony. From my position in that remove, I was also struck by how many microphones and instruments were onstage.
I had not really listened to Iron and Wine since 2006, when the alt-country/Americana craze reached its frenzied peak. The name of the band is perfect in a way that verges on comical if you remember that scene. Although he was affable and funny last night, Sam Beam—the auteur who essentially is Iron and Wine—represented a kind of bearded seriousness that I now remember as my least favorite feature of the genre. As we approached the Wilma, I reflected that the Iron and Wine show posed a significant danger of putting me to sleep.
Then Marvin Gaye came on. Actually it was Iron and Wine, but between the horn section, the string section and the backup singers—backup singers!—the confusion was understandable. The songs sounded nothing like the Iron and Wine I remembered. During the middle third of the show, Beam settled in with a spotlight and a guitar and sang several of his extraordinarily pretty/depressing folk songs, but the first half hour was essentially soul music.
Clearly, Iron and Wine had changed dramatically since 2006. It did not seem to be a sudden departure, either, because the crowd was going insane. They were as plaid-clad and 35 as I expected them to be, but they were wiling out to a completely unexpected kind of music.
Here is where any Iron and Wine fan who is still reading this—presumably because he can’t wait to read the show report of a person who doesn’t particularly like the band and hasn’t listened to it in years—will get mad: I like the soul jam version of Iron and Wine much better than the unheated cabin version.
It makes much better use of Beam’s considerable falsetto, in a context that makes it sound fun rather than mournful. Beam either has a very good bassist or a knack for writing engaging rhythm lines. And it makes for a much more energetic live performance, what with the horn section dancing like the Four Tops (white version with hip injuries) and everyone onstage clearly having a great time.
Again, the enthusiasm of the audience suggested that this change in Iron and Wine’s style happened gradually. Perhaps you need to live in Missoula for a while to appreciate how absurdly appropriate it is for Iron and Wine to sell out the Wilma and the very identifiable demographic in attendance last night. That demographic makes sense in the context of Beam’s old material, though. Watching them go crazy for completely different music was a jarring experience and a pleasant surprise.
Florent Morellet on being cool in Bushwick
The best stories in the New York Times are not technically news. For example, Florent Morellet, the founder of the Florent bistro in Manhattan’s meatpacking district, is moving to Bushwick essentially to be cool. The meatpacking district was industrial and vaguely dangerous when Florent opened in 1985, just like Bushwick is or was at one time. But when? Much as the meatpacking district is now as far from the mean streets as it could be, with its bridge-and-tunnel nightclubs and Apple store, Bushwick is of dubious currency. It’s definitely not as gentrified as Little West 12th Street, but it is not the same place it was in, say, fall of 2000. That’s when I lived in Bushwick, in a two-bedroom walkup that rented for $750. If you direct your attention to page three of the Times article, you will see that the average rent for a one-bedroom in Bushwick in 2013 is $1,950.





