May not correspond to actual New York City.

Loyal commenter and patient user of keyboard shortcuts Attempt posed a genius question in yesterday’s Comments section: when I’m away on vacation or otherwise stricken with laziness, why don’t I post links to some of my paid work? The answer is because I am not very bright, but it’s possible he was asking rhetorically. In that spirit, here’s an increasingly dated list of crises Tila Tequila has tried to solve by showing her tits. Now that I have become aware of this possibility, I need only write stuff until I reach a sort of critical mass that gives me enough to recycle for the rest of my life, like John Updike.

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