Things I did yesterday:
1) Ate Greek yogurt and blackberries, a donut, cheese and crackers, a fruit plate, a 20-pound turkey (helped,) green beans with shallots and bacon, cranberry walnut stuffing, mashed potatoes, saag paneer, apple pie, pecan pie and pumpkin pie.
2) Watched Harry Potter and the Baffling Series of Exposition Scenes Involving No Action and a Bunch of Characters You’ve Never Fucking Heard Of.
3) Ate ham.
4) Played Celebrity, the game that combines Password, charades, and everybody yelling as much as possible.
5) Decided to take yet another day off from actual Combat! blogging.