There is no Combat! blog today, due to a surfeit of professional and personal obligations. While I take care of biz-nass, how about you read this alternative speech for President Richard Nixon in case the Apollo 11 astronauts didn’t make it to the moon? Props to A. Ron Galbraith for the link. I’m pretty sure this is the funniest thing Clickhole has ever done. For example:
Buzz and his husbands did not jump into space because they knew they would succeed. No, they went to space because mankind has an unquenchable thirst for strange new rocks. The moon is brimming with weird stones and boulders, and we want them. Mankind wants the baffling rocks, and even though these men exploded, we’re going to send more men to get the rocks.
This work of insane comic fantasy pleases me. We’ll be back tomorrow, probably with something that pisses me off.