Only partly because why you’re not writing is the easiest subject, there is no Combat! blog today. I have to overcome this hangover, fly back to Missoula and—I am not joking here—prep for my colonoscopy. I guess it’s an endoscopy, too, but either way I’m going to have doctors in both ends like a best-case JDate. While I give offense, how about you enjoy this installment of Combat! Blog Classic from three years ago, when we were all enjoying unboxing videos. Oh, how young we were.