Combat! blog observes animals, isn’t useful

A bison in high school, when he had that haircut

A bison in high school, when he had that haircut

My father’s whirlwind tour of western Montana continues today with a trip to the National Bison Range. The best time to view animals is early in the morning, say a bunch of park rangers who have to get up early anyway, so there will be no Combat! blog today. Fortunately, the best time to view the internet is also early in the morning, while the trolls are asleep. While I shoot buffalo from a train, how about you read this article about Japanese boredom rooms sent to me by Ben al-Fowlkes. That tactic would not work on Americans.

 

Combat! blog tramps through woods, isn’t useful

The woods

The woods

There is no Combat! blog today, because I am taking my dad up to Seeley to run him around in the woods. You have to tucker him out or he’ll bark at raccoons all night. While I misidentify wildflowers, how about you read Andrew Sullivan’s bitterly disillusioned blog post about surveillance, abuse and the War on Terror. He’s referring to Glenn Greenwald, principal journalist in the Edward Snowden leaks, whose partner was detained at Heathrow for the legally maximum nine hours. It’s only a lucky coincidence that his name is Miranda. We’ll be back tomorrow with actual content and/or a story about a bear.

Sidewalk funding remains Missoula’s most divisive issue

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Soup kitchens notwithstanding, the most allegorically significant debate in Missoula politics is sidewalk funding. It’s boring on the surface, but once you peel back the layers you find several fundamental questions about this town’s identity, along with some guy’s sprinkler system. My column in the Indy today is about Robert Hubble and his federal lawsuit, in which he alleges that by using its “police powers” to force him to repair his sidewalk, the city of Missoula has violated his constitutional rights. He’s maybe saying that for rhetorical effect, but he raises an important issue: how much do we want to live as a community, and how much do we want to live as people who leave one another alone? In theory I am 100% in favor of both, which produces no end of problems in practice. Give it a read and shake your head at the sad truth that the social contract is not a binary mechanism. We’ll be back tomorrow with Friday links.

Missoula city council moves to prohibit new homeless shelters

Without a shelter, a Missoula man is forced to stop being homeless.

Without a shelter, a Missoula man is forced to stop being homeless.

This morning, the Missoula city council is discussing an emergency measure to “prohibit new homeless shelters, soup kitchens and similar uses” until it can update municipal regulations. The emergency is that Union Gospel Mission—formerly the 3:16 Mission—has leased the old Sweetheart Bakery building on West Broadway. That’s how it appears, anyway. Councilman Adam Hertz insists the measure is “not necessarily geared at one entity,” even though the proposal would take effect retroactively and therefore block the mission’s plans to move. The important thing to remember, as the city council passes an emergency retroactive law to stop homeless shelters, is that they’re all committed to helping the homeless.

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Stuffy deans downplay Iowa’s status as #1 party school

Hawkeye football fans celebrate with a wax effigy of John Kerry.

Hawkeye football fans celebrate with a wax effigy of John Kerry.

So it’s not just that I remember being 21: the Princeton Review has ranked my University of Iowa the #1 party school in the nation. The way they do it is they take some mice who have never partied before, and then they release them on campus and see how many of them have little stamps on their feet the next morning. Mice who get pregnant have to leave the study and go to community college. The University has basically been running the same experiment for years, but now that it’s achieved scientific results they’re being dicks about it. I quote spokesman Tom Moore:

In each of the last four years, alcohol harm to our students has decreased. It is, frankly, still too high. We are heartened, though, by the steady progress we have made, and are committed to continuing this progress.

Moore then ignited his hair with a flaming shot and fell backwards through the window.

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