I think a quick look at the product pictured above will convince you that, among other things, there is no god. To paraphrase Dostoevsky, if there is this sausage link on a stick wrapped in a chocolate chip pancake than everything is permitted, which is good news for most of the subjects of today’s link roundup. Combat! blog writes to you from sunny Washington, DC, today, and in keeping with the general perception of that great city as a lukewarm cess tank of scoundrels, we’ve got a delightful collection of links to people and things that probably shouldn’t do what they do. Warm up your schadenfreudetriebwerk, baby, because Friday is the time to achieve that burst of hate that will launch you into your weekend. Behold!